The Apology

My behaviour at last night's Fuckballz Awards was unacceptable and inexcusable. Jokes at my expense are a part of the job, but a joke about my date Jaja's medical condition was too much for me to bear and I reacted emotionally.

(Jaja suffers from a condition known as B.T.A.S. Big Titted Animal Syndrome)

My doctor has recently adjusted some of my medication and I believe the high strength narcotics mixed with alcohol may have been a factor.

It is never ok to bitch slap a host, and my following tea bagging and subsequent Arabian face mask were totally out of line. I am embarrassed and my actions were not indicative of the man I want to be.

"There is no place for violence in a world of love and kindness."

I deeply regret that my behavior has stained what has been an otherwise gorgeous evening for all of us.

I am a work in progress.

Sincerely,

Oboe